Porn Star

by Will Vallar

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Porn Star

I wanna be a porn star
It'll be great
I'll get to sleep with girls
I won't have to date
I wanna be a porn star
Just wait and see
I'll be even bigger
Than Ron Jeremy

I think I'll use a stage name
But what will I choose?
Maybe I'll pick one
That'll refer to my tool
Decided on one
With a superhero tone
Starring The Nightman
Will make women moan

I wanna be a porn star
My name up in lights
Night of the man
Man of the night
I wanna be a porn star
And make women scream
You’ll hear them for miles
When I take take off my jeans

I went on an audition
And appeared in a scene
My moment to shine
On the big screen
My character wore
A mask and a cape
And nothing at all
Below the waist

I want DVDs, magazines
And a real-life doll
All the merch I'll need
To become a porn star

I wanna be a porn star
And get filthy rich
Imagine the life
That I'll live
I wanna be a porn star
To impress the girls
Shower them with necklaces
Made of my pearls

I want a website, t-shirts
And calendars
Everything I'll need
To become a porn star

I wanna be a porn star
I wanna be a porn star
I wanna be a porn star

credits

released February 8, 2016
Lyrics and music by Will Vallar.

Will Vallar - Vocals, Bass, Cajon, and Cymbals
Joe O'Connell - Acoustic Guitars and Tambourine

Record at Soundworks Recording Studio in Astoria, NY.
Engineered by Kamilo Kratc.

Special thanks to Tim Guinan for the artwork and to Joe O'Connell for the great guitar hook.

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Will Vallar New Rochelle, New York

Will Vallar is a New York based singer/songwriter whose music combines the influences of punk, rock, country, and folk music. Part real-life experience and part fiction, Will’s lyrics are often humorous and sometimes haunting, but always tell an interesting narrative. Song topics include MTV, serial killers, internet dating, porn stars, Catholic school, jail, and Dexter. ... more

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