Love on the Internet

by Will Vallar

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Love on the Internet

For the first time in years, I was back in the game
And since then, the rules had all changed
You can't meet a girl at a local bar
The new way to meet is on a dot com
So I signed up and said I'd give it a shot
And what I found was a total shock
Hundreds of girls from which to choose
With odds like this, how could I lose?

I went looking for love on the internet
It was guaranteed to work in 6 months or less
I went looking for love on the internet
It was an experience I'll never forget

The first girl I met said she played guitar
The picture she sent made her seem like a star
Bikini on the beach and slim as can be
Too bad that picture was taken in ‘83
Next up, Roberta from Christopher Street
Wearing a red dress above the knee
I heard her voice and the truth was revealed
Roberta was a man wearing high heels

I went looking for love on the internet
It was guaranteed to work in 6 months or less
I went looking for love on the internet
It was an experience I'll never forget

The next few months were a total disaster
I was going through girls faster and faster
I searched online one last time
Finally, I found a girl I knew would be mine
Her user name, sweet surfer chic
From the moment we met, attached at the hip
In less than a year, she became my wife
Now I'm married with kids and loving life

I found love on the internet
It only took about 6 months or less
I found love on the internet
It was an experience I'll never forget

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released August 29, 2017
Music & Lyrics by Will Vallar

Will Vallar - Vocals, Bass
Dave Whitehead - Acoustic Guitars, Harmony Vocals, Percussion

Recorded at Soundworks Recording Studio in Astoria, NY
Engineered by Kamilo Kratc

Cover photo by Darlene Vallar

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Will Vallar New Rochelle, New York

Will Vallar is a New York based singer/songwriter whose music combines the influences of punk, rock, country, and folk music. Part real-life experience and part fiction, Will’s lyrics are often humorous and sometimes haunting, but always tell an interesting narrative. Song topics include MTV, serial killers, internet dating, porn stars, Catholic school, jail, and Dexter. ... more

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